So I take my little sis Nai'Imma out for Chinese yesterday, and the message in my fortune cookie reads:
"Be generous, and the favor will be returned to you within the week."
And I think to myself, huh. Well, I feel like I've been pretty generous this week, trying to support flood relief efforts with both my volunteer time and my money. So maybe this little fortune is a sign of good things to come.
And then I get home to discover that someone has busted apart our fence (literally, ripped boards off of the wood fence) so they could get in our backyard and steal our new lawnmower.
I think I want a refund on my fortune.
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